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Happiness is a Beach Called Ohope

In my happy place.

In the summer of 1974, I was a finalist in the Miss Junior Ohope Pageant.  This was back in the days when beauty pageants took their show on the road across NZ’s beaches every summer in the name of some brand or other. When they hit Ohope Beach, I pitched up at the first sniff of potential prize money, elbowed all the other surnburned eight year olds out of the way and belted out “Long Haired Lover from Liverpool” by Jimmy Osmond* at the top of my voice. I can’t remember where I placed but I do recall my prize was a block of Icebreaker chocolate (I’d say that’s a third, right? And what happened to Icebreaker chocolate?)

*This became strangely coincidental when I later met a young man from Liverpool with very long hair and then married him.

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New York Stories

We just got back from New York and, ten days later, it feels like a hazy, crazy dream. Holidays throw me way off course, away from the relatively calm current of normal life and into another river – some with white water – until they spit me out on the other side and back into the main current. It usually takes me a few days to acclimitise – how exactly do I make my living? Then I drift along quite happily until the next one sucks me in, churns me up and spits me out again. I love it.

This particular excursion was full of rapids: New York doesn’t do calm water.

 

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6 Lessons I Learned on Holiday

There was a time in my life when travel was all I did: working was purely a means to an end. But then along came our daughter and, unlike those intrepid parents who need nothing more than a Baby Bjorn Backpack and a calfskin swaddling cloth to venture into the wilds with their offspring, motherhood grounded me for a few years.

Fast forward to 2016, one trip to the UK under our belts, and it was time to head back. This time we had a 12 year old with us and she was going to turn 13 in Paris. We were going to teach her some stuff. It would be an education.

And along the way I found out a few things myself …

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The 11,398 Mile Conundrum

I didn’t mean to move to London. Back in the early nineties, well before the Spice Girls asked me what I really, really wanted, I bid a hasty farewell to New Zealand in search of a quick adventure. Everyone else was at it, in fact some had gone and already come back again. My turn, I thought. “I’ll be gone a year, two at the most” I told Mum.

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Lizzie Dean

Lizzie Dean

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Over 50, over my perfect BMI, inclined to see the funny side of things which renders the first two points (sort of) irrelevant.

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